♪ Theme song! ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services that's what we do, we do ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services and here's my bro ♪
-♪ We'll groom your pets! ♪ -♪ We'll mop your floor! ♪
♪ We'll deliver ninjas to your door ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services ♪
Ugh. These windows are filthy.
Oh! [chuckling]
♪ Hot tamale Hot tamale ♪
♪ Eat 'em while they're hot! ♪
[sighing]
Hey, Dino! Pass me a bucket and make it soapy!
[intense music]
Dino! Bucket of suds, buds. We got a General Service to do.
[music intensifying]
[grunting]
Dino?!
-Dino surprise! -Ah!
Oh, Cup! If you could see my face right now through your closed,
soaked, petrified eyes...
Then you'd see that I'm happy!
Am I... Am I in a dream?
Oh, it's just my skin shell, Cup.
A dinosaur sheds his skin every couple of years,
I decided to prank you with it before I let it go.
You did great out there, Shell.
-[as Shell] I learned from the best. -[self] Now you're just kissing up.
[roaring at a distance]
-What is that?! -No idea. Do you know?
-[as Shell] Yes, but it's a secret. -[self] Skin Shell, come on!
[melodious honk]
-Wow! -Whoa!
[both] Grandma Steak!
Say it twice and make it nice.
-[less excited] Grandma Steak. -Eh, I'll take it.
What are you doing in that sweet sweet dune buggy dream machine?
Well, boys, I figured to myself, "YOLO, Steak."
And I was right.
Plus, there's a big dune buggy race tomorrow.
Amazing. How much rev juice under the hood?
-Eleven. -Uh-huh, uh-huh.
-And what's the power skid potential? -Fifty verves.
Fifty verves! Mmm.
Can we try it? Oh, Cup is the best driver!
He's the all-time champ of Rubber Burner Buggy Bumper at the arcade.
Well, I would say best.
Hmm. I'm not so sure, boys.
[sad music note]
-That said, I don't see why not. -[both] Yay!
Whoa. This is just like the Rubber Burner Buggy Bumper game.
I can drive this thing in my sleep, Dino.
It even has gum under the seat, just like at the arcade!
-[Grandma Steak] Tutorial time! -[screaming]
[melodious honk]
You found the wipers! Nice. Grandma Steak'll show you the rest.
To start the car, you just--
Hit three buttons simultaneously and pull the string. I know.
-[engine roaring] -He knows.
Wow. Okay. Who needs Steak, I guess.
You do. To indicate, you--
Tap the top of the wheel twice, jiggle the clutch and say "left".
Left.
[beeping]
Looks like it's time to take it for a spin, boys.
-Help me off the roof. -[melodious honk]
[Grandma Steak grunting]
Like a boss.
Well, well, well. Nice buggy, baby.
How many power skid verves you got?
-[both] Fifty! -Not bad. But can you drive it?
You bet your breakfast I can.
Ooh, we got a breakfast bet!
Oh, yeah? Well maybe we should race in the Dune Buggy Classic tomorrow.
He's in there like skin care.
Okay... Good?
[both] Hmm... huh?
It'll be fun to beat you.
It'll be fun for Cup to beat you too, Peetree.
Come on, Cup. Peel it out of here. Show Peetree what you've got.
What I've got? Are you sure he can handle it?
[epic music]
Let's roll!
[grunting]
One sec. One sec. Okay. Let's roll!
[grunting]
-Dino, my leg doesn't reach the pedal. -Really? Maybe if you stretch?
[grunting]
I am, I am stretching, Dino!
Okay, okay. Don't take it out on me. I'm not your leg.
What's the matter, Cup-e-cake?
Cat got your leg? [laughing]
[tires screeching]
I'm... I'm too small to drive.
Don't worry about it, Cup. It isn't a big deal.
But it looked the same as Rubber Burner Buggy Bumper. And I'm the best at that.
I... I wanted to be the best at this too.
[grunts] There, there, Cuppy.
I know. I know!
Now can you guys get out? I have a date.
It's so small.
I never noticed how small Rubber Burner Buggy Bumper is.
It isn't that small...
[baby babbling]
[baby] Vroom, vroom...
That's just bad timing.
-[baby laughing] -[Cupcake sighing]
[celestial music]
Wait! I know what to do!
Hee-hee!
[babbling]
Level 5! Wow! Talented baby.
-Cupcake? -Whoa! Whoa!
[crashing sound]
Where are we going, Cup?
To level the playing field. I'm tired of being the little guy.
[grunts]
Okay. But I don't want to swim in garbage... again.
[Cupcake] You won't have to, Dino.
I already have what I need.
-A coupon for bread? -Nah-uh. Even better!
My shed skin shell? What are you gonna do with that?
[as Shell] I'm gonna make Cupcake big!
[normal voice] That's what you did, right?
Well, I did a version of that.
I was pretty close. That was good. What I did was good.
Hey, Dino? Quick question: What do you guys want for dinner tonight?
Also, follow up: Why is Cupcake tying my books to his feet?
I dunno, Hugo. I think he might've lost it.
Also, Gorgonzola bruschetta with truffle oil, please.
-Voila! -Oh no!
He's trotting on my feelings journal.
Hugo, your super secret diary is the perfect booster.
So many secrets.
Now I'm finally gonna get some respect. [grunts]
I'm done with being the little guy.
And I'm ready to be... the big guy!
I don't know, Cup. This has "incredibly bad idea" written all over it.
Oh, come on. It'll be great!
Hey, Dino, you didn't tell me you kept all these snacks up here.
That's my snacks spot. No touchsies.
Mmm. [chewing] Being big is the best.
I called no touchsies...
[laughing maniacally]
[making monster roars]
-[crashing] -Wah! Ta-ta!
-[laughing maniacally] -[crashing sounds continue]
I just made that.
Guys, what do you say we go have some big-time fun
while we wait for the race tomorrow!?
Sure! [whispering] To save furniture.
-What do you have in mind? -Being huge!!!
It is with great pleasure that I declare this playground
the raddest playground in the universe. Stamped it, no erasies!
Punchback, no punchbacks. Shotgun. Pinky swear.
Call your mother, tell her I play for keepsies.
And I swallowed the key to infinity and back.
So whoo! We're good 'cause I stamp things now.
[Cupcake screaming gibberish] Vicky! Look!
I'm a movie monster!
Cupcake? What are you doing?
I'm huge now! Cool, right?
[growling] Aaah! Ugh!
Okay, ow, ow!
-I'm a giant! I'm a giant! -[screaming]
I'm a giant!
-My eyes! -Ah-ha!
[intense music]
[groaning]
-[Cupcake screaming] -[child] I'm gonna tell my mom on you.
-Feeling small again? -Yeah, feeling small again.
[jazzy music]
[grunts]
-Hey, I got next! -Cupcake? What are you doing?
Oh, I don't know, Uncle Chance.
Maybe slam dunking all over faces 'cause I'm huge?
[old-school hip-hop music]
Oh, boom!
Ah!
Nothing but net. Who wants a piece?
-Cup, this is a casual league. -We just like to dribble.
Pff. Four-pointer! [grunting]
Um. Do you guys play tennis?
-[Cupcake screaming] -[Hugo] Think he's almost done?
I hope so...
Finally. I'm big enough to try the Nauseanator.
Will I puke? Only time will tell.
-Hey! No cutting! -Oh! I'm sorry!
Oh, I didn't see you there. Let me help.
[crashing]
[gasping]
Uh... can I get a bit of a head start?
Ah!
[indistinct yelling]
[woman] I'm gonna get him!
-Cup? Is that you? -[scrunching]
-You okay, Cup? -I messed up, Dino.
I just wanted to feel what it was like to be big.
But I... think I just annoyed everybody.
Being big doesn't mean you get to do whatever you want, Cup.
It has its downsides too. Seats are too small, China shops are a nightmare,
and I can't fart without really hurting someone at tail level.
I never thought of it like that. I guess I kinda took advantage of it a bit.
-No-- -Well, that's nice of you to say.
I didn't finish. No kidding. I was gonna say, "no kidding."
You did take advantage of it. For sure. 100%.
You wanna go race Peetree now, though? One last hurrah in the skin suit?
[grunting]
I don't think so, Dino. If I can't do it as myself, I'd rather not do it at all.
Well, what if we could do it...
Together?
[gasping]
[sniffing]
I was really sweaty in that skin shell. Can I have a shower first?
No!
Aw... Is the little cutey having trouble getting into his grandma's big boy car?
Peetree, this little cutey is about to whoop your butt!
[epic music]
-Ready, Dino? -Ready.
[intense music]
[engine roaring]
Whoa. So many verves under the hood.
We're doing it, Dino!
Of course we are, Cup! You're the best driver I know.
No, we're the best drivers we know, Dino.
Hiya, Cup!
-Ah! -Ah!
[Grandma Steak] Hang a left, boys! I have a date!
[Dino] Always with the dates.
[rock music]
[fly buzzing]
Cupcake! Dino! The new general services gig is here!
-[electronic buzzing] -[Hugo gasps]
Maybe I should come back after I wake from this nightmare.
Great game of motionless cyborg, Dino, but duty calls!
[robotic voice] But I wasn't programmed to--
[Cupcake] Boop.
-What's the gig, Hugo? -You're gonna be paperboys!
Seems crazy to print a whole paper just to announce it,
but who am I to question their business model?
Paperboys! Wow! Finally!
Also, what are paperboys?
You're gonna deliver newspapers to everybody in Big City.
I didn't think newspapers even existed anymore.
Everyone knows all reputable information comes from random people on the Internet.
-Tell me things, Internet! -The Earth is flat.
It's like school, in your hand.
-[children laughing] -Welcome to Paperboy central!
First things first. We wanna make sure you have what it takes to paperboy.
Oh, we have it. We have all of it.
I like your moxie, kid. But moxie doesn't deliver papers. Paperboys do.
Do you have what it takes?
I think I speak for both of us when I say I don't know.
This is our test track.
It has all the obstacles you'll encounter on a real route.
If you can pass this test, you'll be ready to be true paperboys.
Now, get on that bike and toss some papers at fake things!
-[whistling] -[joyful music]
-[glass breaking] -[music stops]
Oh-kay. No problem.
Just have to adjust for velocity.
Wow! Nice huck, Cup!
Maybe, next time - just a little note here -
try not to break everything everywhere?
If you can?
If that's not too much trouble?
Oh!
-[ding!] -[both] Tada!
-Tada! -Tada!
Congratulations! You're not even close to being ready for the big time.
Or even the medium time. But I do need paperboys,
so I've got a small-time gig for you.
Delivering this: our least popular paper.
-The Super True Newspaper? -Ooh! "Monsters to Join Forces"!
This is the type of hard-hitting newspaper I can get behind.
"Monsters?" Pfft. That's just made up mumbo-jumbo.
I don't need you to like it, I need you to deliver it.
Well, I will do both.
[bicycle bell ringing]
This paper delivery stuff is a piece of cake, Dino.
Ow.
Wow! Did you know the moon is actually a cantaloupe?
Why don't more people read this paper?
'Cause it isn't real news, Dino. It's all made up.
But... Why print it if they don't believe it? It's gotta be real!
-Or consider, it doesn't. -Well I know how to find out.
We'll talk to the paper's editor. Mr. Randolph Pill!
-Please?! Please, may we? -Fine.
But let's make it quick so we can get back to delivering papers
a.k.a. hitting myself repeatedly in the head.
Okay!
Now this looks like the house of someone who reports the truth!
[thunder crashing]
Cupcake! Is that Dino!? Welcome!
-How did you know our names? -[spooky voice] Aliens told me.
[Randolph chuckling] Just kidding!
I did that voice. Dino called to tell me you were coming...
Polite.
[spooky voice] Using a phone that aliens gave me!
Again, kidding! Come in, come in!
-Get in here. -I love him.
I... Ugh.
Fellas, you'll see we do things pretty differently at the Super True Newspaper.
For example, why carry tea cups around when you can just have them everywhere?
-Why indeed. -Sure.
Mr. Pill, I don't want to be insulting,
but everything in your paper is completely made up, right?
[laughing]
It's all 100% true!
Really true! Which is where the name comes from!
Come on! The Super True Newspaper.
Amazing.
I go out into the world and find the stories
no one else dares to write about. Then...
I write about them.
Such an amazing process.
I know that's what you say to sell papers,
but really, it's all made up.
You can tell us.
-Come on. -You do not believe me, do you?
-No! -Well then, good sir,
I take that as a challenge and I shall have to prove it!
-In the basement? -Uh, this could go one of two ways!
Here you'll find all the "scary but really true" stuff I've collected.
A witch conjured this demonic portal for me. Can you believe that?
No. No, I can't.
These alien eggs were sitting outside of a highly classified government building.
Cool or not cool?
-Cool! -Yes!
Sure, it's cool... for theatrical props you can buy at a store!
Oh, Cupcake,
-I don't know why you just can't-- -[eerie music]
Oh, um... I just heard the phone ring. That's the mystery hotline!
Could be juicy! So what I'll do is I'll just leave, but I'll be right back.
Uh, I'm gonna leave in a hurry though, so, but I will be back.
-I didn't hear a phone ring... -You did! Ring-ring-ring-ring!
How can you still not believe, Cup? It's so believable down here!
It's all just toys, Dino.
[electronic music]
Fake! Just like these alien eggs.
-[eggs cracking] -[hissing]
And whatever's behind this door!
See...? Totally fake...
[growling]
[glass breaking]
Um. Cup, did we just release a snarling werewolf into Big City?
That was just a... a big dog. I think.
Right?
[howling at a distance] No!
-Well, it's saying "no". -I heard, I heard.
Here, puppy, puppy.
I think you mean, here, werewolf, werewolf...
It can't be a werewolf, Dino. A dog makes more sense.
A giant, humanoid-looking dog...
on a night with a... with a full moon...
Whatever it is...
thankfully we have these helpful trails of drool to help us find it!
And we can still deliver papers along the way.
Oh! Ow.
Aw, forget it.
[spooky music]
[creaking]
-Maybe the werewolf is in there! -Not a werewolf, but let's see.
Oh, hello. Can I help you, sweeties?
You sure can. Have you seen a large dog,
which I'm about 51% sure isn't a werewolf, around anywhere?
[laughing]
No! What?
[continues laughing]
No, I haven't seen anything like that at all. Ever!
No! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a dinner party to attend to
that absolutely isn't related to what you're talking about in any way.
Goodbye!
Well, that settles that!
-Does she look familiar to you, Dino? -You know what? Now that you mention it...
No.
-[howling at a distance] -[gasping] The werewolf!
Maybe the sweet old lady just didn't see it.
If you wanna check it out, fine. But I'm done.
We have a general services gig to finish.
[Dino sighing]
I know I've seen her somewhere before. [gasping] Wait!
"Monsters To Join Forces!" There she is!
She's the witch!
Maybe this whole thing is true! Dino? Dino? Dino?!
-[crashing] -[Dino screaming]
Dino! I'm sorry for not believing in the stories. You were right.
It's true. It's all true!
That's okay. But can we talk about it later?
I kinda want to get away from this house full of monsters!
What was going on in there?
All the monsters were at the dinner party.
It was actually a pretty nice spread:
turkey, arugula, what looked like a wheel of Camembert.
I think the vampire owns a catering company.
Anyways, they're planning something. Something big!
[panting]
-Okay. I think we're safe. -[growling]
Okay. Yep. Definitely a werewolf.
That's a werewolf.
It's one thing to be wrong but you were like, so wrong, Cup.
Oh, and that's a premium mob.
[Dino whistling] Top drawer.
[Cupcake] Don't worry, Dino.
I'm gonna deliver these monsters a whole world of pain!
[epic music]
-I'm really bad at paper delivery. -Yeah.
[growling]
Don't hurt us. Please!
I'm sorry I didn't believe you were real. But I see now. I was wrong.
You're real. Oh, you're so real.
-You're way too real. -Really, really real.
If anything, so real!
Honestly, that's just a super nice thing to hear.
You're very sweet.
-[monsters agreeing] -Very sweet!
That's exactly what our meeting was about.
We're tired of slinking in the shadows and wanna get the word out
so people understand us better! This is a great start.
We're nothing to be afraid of.
Aside from the teeth and terror screams, we're just normal people!
I like going for walks!
See? There you go. That's what I'm talking about right there.
[werewolf] Normal individuals!
[witch] Yes, normal!
[eerie music]
[gasping] Mr. Pill!
Hey, boys. Sorry I had to run out on you there. Werewolf and all.
-You know how it is. -Sure, sure. No problem.
Listen, we're just all so glad you weren't here to hurt us.
Hurt you!? We thought you guys were gonna hurt us.
Hurt you? [laughing]
[forced laughter]
[Dino laughing]
Ow...
[Dino continues laughing]
Are we done? Well, I guess we're done.
[Randolph] Fellas, I just wanted to thank you
for being the best paperboys in the history of the Super True Newspaper.
Technically none of our papers made it anywhere near their destination.
Yep. The best we've ever had.
Sorry I didn't believe in any of this true mumbo-jumbo before.
Oh, Cupcake. You're right to check the facts and think for yourself.
Not everything you read is true and you should make your own calls.
Like me! I get my news from social media!
No, no, no, no.
-Why would you do that? -Don't do that.
Now who wants to see aliens playing volleyball? With the moon!
That's a hard yes! Cup?
Hmm, I'm not so-- Ah!
We're in!